i like to tell people when i need to go pee
When you see a new picture of a person you are attracted to
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live?